Driving test and theory test has common goal – driving license.
Every traffic member has common goal – safe driving. Probably is it driving according to feng shui principles?
Tags: Funny traffic, Road signs
10. You have a reserved parking space with your name on it at traffic court.
9. You spend an inordinate amount of time scraping hair and bone out of your front grille.
8. You get more unwanted tickets than friends and family of the Detroit Tigers.
7. After less than 10 minutes in your car, Saddam and his sons change their minds and now “feel like walking to Jordan.”
6. Your family already has a roadside cross ready to mark the inevitable spot.
5. Earl Scheib just named his new 160-foot yacht after you.
4. You see more middle fingers than a manicurist.
3. The highway patrol cops in your state have memorized your date of birth, social security number, home address, license plate number and how many points you have left before your 39th trip to traffic school, which is named after you.
2. The other day, you ran right into the garage door — and it was *up* at the time.
1. Every time your cell phone rings while you’re putting on makeup, you spill your tea, drop your Game Boy and rear-end the car in front of you on the freeway.
Tags: Driving test, Funny traffic
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!
Tags: Driving test, Funny traffic, Women drivers
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, “Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?”
“Not too late, Dad.” she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, “Then, my precious one, I’ll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car.”
Tags: Driving test, UK driving license
Road crossing could be dangerous if done in inappropriate places or carelessly. Therefore you should always look to the right and to the left before crossing the road. Always evaluate time needed for traffic to see you and to stop while you cross the road. It is even recommended to wait before crossing until traffic has stopped from both directions or the road is clear.
If crowd is crossing then traffic can notice it easy already from a distance. especially when crowd is so attractive as in this picture …
Question: Why does a traffic light turn red?
Answer: If you had to change in front of everyone, you’d turn red, too.
Tags: Driving test, Funny traffic, Traffic lights
Traffic is dependent on weather conditions – when it is wet and rainy it could be slippery, when it is sunny, it could be hard to see, when it is windy falling road sign poles, electricity poles and trees can endanger vehicles. I couldn’t think that even leaves can endanger movement …
Tags: Funny traffic, Theory test
If the bus driver would like to speak with all 60 passengers at the same time, he needs to stop in special place for talks …
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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say STOP ….
Tags: Funny traffic, Road signs and meanings, UK driving license
Highway Code contains the most up to date advice on road safety and summary of the laws that apply to all traffic members. Of course, it contains also road signs. seriously speaking, this road sign is not included in section of signs giving order. But … probably should?
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